RULES: Ask a question that (apparently) has no answer.

FlyingDutchman · 08-29-2009

RULES: Ask a question that (apparently) has no answer.

OK, I'll start first, with the following:

Why do we drive on parkways but park in driveways?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do we keep eating when we know we are full?

why are they called apartments when they are so close together?

How many books are there?

Why are there Interstates in Hawai?

Why can't groundhogs share the ground?

Why do they tell you to get ON the plane, while you actually go IN the plane? (Same for a bus or train)

why is a shovel the only tool u can leave outside without fear of it being stolen?

Karaokequeen · 08-29-2009

So....do you want some answers?

angelsfun · 08-29-2009

Hmm, lets see...

When I'm at the crosswalk, does it make the light turn green faster when I stand there and repeatedly push the button? :P

Thalia · 08-29-2009

Why does your feet smell, and your nose run?

bigcutetiffy · 08-29-2009

if you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, would you still see?

and an ironic one

what's a quesion with no answer called?

TedRiot · 08-29-2009

who decided that we should call a tie-rod separator a "pickle fork"?

CrowsEye · 08-29-2009

What rhymes with orange?

Kaisermane · 08-29-2009

Can you cry underwater?

angelsfun · 08-29-2009

Why is it that when you put your toaster to it's highest setting it burns whatever you are toasting beyond recognition? Certainly, beyond being edible-unless you like charcoal....

Kaisermane · 08-29-2009

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

**redhottie** · 08-30-2009

why are there three feet in a yard yet if you were to measure your yard it would come out in feet?

why does sadness make our eyes water?

Satyr9 · 08-30-2009

What did KISS mean by 'ol Jim deserving a "Deuce"?

sicninja · 08-30-2009

how many cells do you think it takes to make a fingernail?

why is it called noon?

can ants fart?

bigcutetiffy · 08-30-2009

can a guy names nick have a "nickname?"
why is it that people say the sleep like a baby when babies wake up crying 10 times every night?
if a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?

Kaisermane · 08-31-2009

Why is called a TV set when there's only one?

sleepless · 08-31-2009

What does "dark matter" look/feel like?

sicninja · 09-01-2009

why do they call it a cockpit and not a vaginapit?

Karaokequeen · 09-01-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicninja

why do they call it a cockpit and not a vaginapit?

Pussypit sounds even better! LOL

sicninja · 09-02-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karaokequeen

Pussypit sounds even better! LOL

what about a cuntpit or a twatpit?

BBWLynzee · 09-02-2009

What kind of creature is Grimace?! Ya know the big purple guy from McDonalds??

tommymac · 09-03-2009

Why did you start this thread?

medusaprime · 09-03-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac

Why did you start this thread?

Why are you such a classic douche?

Kaisermane · 09-03-2009

How can you hear yourself think?

Kaisermane · 09-03-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by medusaprime

Why are you such a classic douche?

Does this question have an answer?!

medusaprime · 09-03-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaisermane

Does this question have an answer?!

Everytime I see him post something it's retarded or rude... And not in a good way! Is there an answer? Only time will tell....

08-29-2009	#1
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